“You either say how you feel and fuck it up or say nothing and let it fuck you up instead.”— (via tullipsink)
Trufax
(Source: alinewho)
Foxes are just cat software installed into dog hardware
Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can’t find any enemies.
did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays
but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.
so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun
Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.
I always have good Fridays the 13ths, this makes sense.
13 has ALWAYS been my lucky number.

